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Ice Cream Van
That famous tune is off tinkering down the street. As Jason Manfords Dad would have you believe - that’s just to prove that there is no more ice cream left, right?
Well, in the real world it’s actually a warning to get out of the way of the drunken rambler. The irony of this story, and the picture in particular, is off the charts.
WATCH FOR CHILDREN reads the red cartoon typeface. It’s like a scene from Chitty Chitty bang bang, only this van isn’t designed for anything more fancy than going along and refrigerating.
“Mr Purdy”, the driver of the van, was a little bit drunk, it seems - and he took the liberty of running over a defenseless child. The one who loses the most in this scenario is that poor little kid, who I genuinely wish the best for; in the meantime I can’t help but share my incredulity for JUST HOW IRONIC this is. Haha!!
After being breathalysed, it was discovered that Mr Purdy’s blood alcohol content was 0.227% - almost three times over the legal limit for drivers.
In addition to the 32 flavours of ice cream in the van, two open bottles of whisky were found too.
